'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that a thorough inspection soon would be there.
The homeowners were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of solid foundations danced in their heads. With Mama in her nightgown, and I in my cap, We'd settled our brains for a long winter's nap.
When out on the roof there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a sleek inspection drone and eight tiny reindeer.
With a skilled veteran driver, so thorough and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick— From Texas Valor, with tools sharp and bright, Delivering peace of mind through the night!
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name: "Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, With the sleigh full of tools—and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed in work boots, from his head to his toe, With a Texas Valor logo that started to glow. A bundle of tools he had flung on his back— Thermal camera, moisture meter, and flashlight pack.
His eyes—how they twinkled! His dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! He checked the foundation for cracks and for shifts, Scanned the attic for leaks and insulation rifts.
He tested the HVAC, the plumbing, the wiring, Ensured no backdrafting or sparks would be firing. The roof he inspected with drone from above, Spotting loose shingles and valleys with love.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, Filled out the report, then turned with a jerk. No issues with mold, no pests in the walls, The electrical grounded, no safety recalls.
He checked windows and doors, the water heater too, Flushed out the sediment, as good inspectors do. Then laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a safe night!
Call Texas Valor for your inspection delight— Peace of mind for your home, both day and night!"
From all of us at Texas Valor Inspection Services, we wish you a joyful holiday season and a happy, healthy home in the new year. If you're buying, selling, or just want to know your property is in top shape, schedule your professional inspection today at www.texasvalor.com. Veteran-owned and dedicated to service excellence!